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They Said It Couldn’t Be Done; But We Did It. And Called It Covfefe.
The idea was pure gold; design a slipper that flattered Trump and highlighted his breakthrough look and appeal. Despite naysayers and ongoing criticism by the fake news, Covfefe succeeded in its goal to Make Slippers Great Again. Even Trump tweeted his support.
Covfefe… what? Trump left the world pondering the mystery of his “Covfefe” secret.
We alone knew the answer but questioned why Trump wanted to keep his Covfefe passion to himself. Why would he not want to share our obvious tribute to the qualities he treasures? Furry and gold, our Trump-inspired slipper creations are so luxurious and comfortable, people will feel like they’re walking on hair. Other than wanting to step on Trump’s head or actually pat his hair, what could be more flattering than that?
Nothing, in our minds. We couldn’t let Trump keep Covfefe all to himself. We vowed to bring Covfefe Slippers to the world. And now we have.
The ideal bi-partisan, liberal, conservative, green, libertarian, socialist, independent, and also nondenominational fashion accessory, people of all races, creeds, religions, sexual orientation, and political affiliations can now experience the rich, luxurious allure and comfort of Covfefe Slippers for themselves.
Covfefe Slippers Features:
The Look Is Pure Trump
The most presidential-looking, fuzziest, coziest slippers ever fashioned, they feature a tasteful, shiny gold swash of thick, long, luxurious, fake—but totally natural-looking—coiffed hair, stylishly enhanced by a somewhat garish gold brick engraved buckle.
Great Slippers Designed for Everyone in America
Covfefe Slippers are available in sizes small, medium, large, and extra-large for men, women, and children to promote equality and bring people together in a spirit of peace and harmony.
Gold. Lots of Gold. And Some More Gold.
In addition to being made of faux gold hair, and having a shiny gold buckle accent, Covfefe Slippers come in a matching gold bag to designed impress everyone and outshine all other slippers. Like Trump’s bathrobe, they are ideal for wearing anywhere from the bedroom to the boardroom to the halls of the White House.